“Cunt” by Juan Shay
Foreground: Gary Ridgway
Background: Jessica Alba
Public Transportation
On the bus a few hours ago I was sitting in the seat to the left of a beautiful girl wearing a purple polka-dot skirt and dark gray tank top and I was not looking at her to be respectful and then my phone starting ringing in my right pocket so I reached into my pocket to grab it and my pinky knuckle brushed against her leg and she looked at me and I said I’m really really sorry I didn’t mean to touch you it was a mistake and then she moved to the back of the bus it was really embarrassing.
The woman in the drive through window at Burger King smiled at me today when she handed me my food :)
Sometimes I feel the only way I can truly express myself is through my pictures. Please enjoy this.
Sweet Day
So I was walking by the candy section in Costco and I saw this girl I went to middle school with in front of me and she was smiling and waving in my direction so I waved back and yelled hi how have you been you look great and she looked at me and said what and I looked behind me and there was some guy she had been waving at and he said who are you and the girl said who are you and I ran away.
I don’t masturbate EVER because I respect women ALWAYS :)
Meeting New People
At Starbucks I ordered a peppermint mocha frap and the cashier lady asked for my name so I said hi my name is Juan Shay it’s nice to meet you what’s your name and she said I only needed your name to write on the cup and I said yeah I knew that and she said well are you going to pay and I did and it was good.
Merry Christmas
To all the girls who are alone this year: You can always come be with me for Christmas! I’m a good listener and I can take care of you :)
New Beginnings
This girl I went to high school with poked me on Facebook today so I poked her back and then messaged her because I though she was interested in me so I asked her in the message and she said no sorry that was a mistake I didn’t mean to poke you and I said OK.
My mom said that I’m handsome :)
